Blonde Babe Us Hungry for a Dick

So, so I've been thinking.

Okay, so, um, you remember how we're having all this money problems and everything?

Well, Carol and I were out for lunch yesterday and she was telling me about how she's gonna go try out for this amateur stripper contest.

I know it sounds a little stupid, but the grand prize is a thousand dollars.

I mean, we can cover our entire rent with that and a couple of other bills.